Slash Fun
Quick delights - jokes, nicknames, useless generators.
Nickname Machine
Name in, 3 nicknames out. Surprisingly good ones.
Clean Joke Deck
30 jokes, punchline after the arrow.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
→ Because they make up everything.
I told my computer I needed a break
→ It said 'no problem, I'll go to sleep.'
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
→ He was outstanding in his field.
Parallel lines have so much in common
→ It's a shame they'll never meet.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity
→ Impossible to put down.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
→ It was two-tired.
What do you call a fake noodle?
→ An impasta.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
→ They'd crack each other up.
I used to hate facial hair
→ Then it grew on me.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
→ A gummy bear.
Why did the math book look sad?
→ Too many problems.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
→ Nacho cheese.
Superlative Duel
Settle debates: who's the 'most likely to…' in your group.